Hugo Chavez goes from idealism and righteousness to supporting Hizbollah...

Now with Kung fu commie grip! At first I, like all people that hate on this great country with frequency, used to like Hugo Chavez. He was like your drunk uncle that always told it like it is, even though half your family was kicking him under the table. He called Bush an idiot, our foreign policy a joke, capitalism a farce. And for the most part I agreed. Now it appears he is putting salt in the collective communist game, to paraphrase that great socialist thinker Rappin 4-Tay.  It appears that a few Hizbollah-affiliated travel agencies have sprung up in Venezuela. Venezuelan officials have stated that "Hizbollah is a political party legally operating in Lebanon." Take that imperialists! Never mind that Hizbollah essentially invented suicide bombing. I hate on Republicans all the time, but the only thing they invented was homosexual sex scandals. So imagine how much I hate on Hizbollah! They also killed like eighty Jews in Argentina. Not Zionists, just regular Jews. If you wanna bust a cap on some fools who come into your home and shoot you, I encourage you to retaliate, and  perhaps even write a gangsta rap song about it. But eighty innocent Jews? That's like me kicking an old black dude in the face for the last Soulja Boy single. It's not his fault. he's just part of the same group. ( Unless of course, this old black dude is somehow related to Soulja Boy. In which case kick away.)  So in summary, Hugo Chavez, keep this is mind, the Nazi party was once a legal political party. And Nazism is not a good look bro.